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PostSubject: Greentexts? (mower related or otherwise)   Greentexts? (mower related or otherwise) Icon_minitimeSat Nov 11, 2017 10:29 pm

Not sure if anybody here is familiar with greentexts, but they're fairly simple. Honestly one of my favorite meme formats/ways to make up or tell a funny story. Thought I'd start a thread for everybody to share their favorite greentexts or make their own.

There are a few parts to one. It has to start with >be me, or >i'm 15, or something like that. Each line has to start with the greater than symbol. There has to be a >ohsh*t.jpg, >kek.mp3, or some phrase with a file type. They usually have with >mfw or >tfw in the last one or two lines. The protagonist in these storys is usually "Anon". They can be as long or as short as you want, I've seen some that are two lines, I've seen some pages long. You can look up greentexts to get some good examples.

I'll start:

>be me
>cruisin around on my trapter
>starts sputtering and almost dying
>barely make it back to the shop
>assume carb needs cleaned
>clean carb
>still doesn't run right
>buy $20 carb kit and rebuild carb
>still doesnt run right
>clean flywheel and coil and gap coil
>switch fuel filter
>still wont run right
>ffs.mp3
>at this point i want to scrap the junk, why wont it run
>decide its gotta be stale gas
>go to drain gas out of tank
>tfw there was none
>tfw i just spent all this time and money and i just had to put gas in it
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PostSubject: Re: Greentexts? (mower related or otherwise)   Greentexts? (mower related or otherwise) Icon_minitimeSat Nov 11, 2017 11:30 pm

Huh? Now I know I'm getting old.

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