3 Word Story

to
the
scrapyard

In
Search
for

The
Golden
Briggs

of
sunken
atlantis

That
Runs
Eternally

on bad ideas.

Thy
Shall
Not

finish his build

on
the
day

of

the

squirts

Because
That's
Terribly

stupid
If
you

happen
to
fall

Into
The
Depths

of
the
abyss

of
hells
gateway

The Blue Mower blew its motor And the rod Killed Todd. He collapsed on his... I can't say F*ck You ***** Soapy Rubber Chicken can't mount tre Neighbors Was Like Wat The F*ck Jump on it! The CHiken's Said I was spark plug wires hurt......This didn't even fit Yes it did It Kinda Fit what she
Said Then I junked a lifted chevy For a prius So I Got The word out that I goofed Up very badly now im homeless in south Detroit SOMEONE HELP ME! Find my TACO! And my keys From flying Into My Opposed And
Then It Twin exploded into millions of small lknives That cut my Girlfriend Inhalf And then
My mower Left me like Your Mom Did His mom and his dad fapped Like a crazy Rat And drove through the lobby of a hotel never touched the Brake. He
Was Drunk as heck A sexy blond came to my boat house on Yankee lake hill.
That’s as far as I wanna go………..

Yeah,
But
anyway...

Gordon
Destroyed
His

Silly
Race
Car

by
hitting
a(n)

giant
manure
pile

On
Pit
Road

in turn three

mutant
man-eating
Squirrels

into
a
boycott