How to get out of school for 2 weeks

Step 1. go down broken metal slide on your hoodie.
Step 2. have hands on side of slide.
Step 3. cut off left pinky on sharp slide
Step 4. go to the emergency room
Step 5. spend 6 houers in surgery with plastic surgin reattaching finger
Step 6. spend 2 days in 90 degree room.
Step 7. have doctor figure out to use a heating pad on hand instead of a sona
Step 8. have finger remover after a week of trying to reattach it
Step 9. go home next day spend another week out of school

This happened to me the third day of 6th grade. I'm going into 9th now https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif