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Rustbucket Garage
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PostSubject: Jokes! Got any good ones?   Jokes! Got any good ones? Icon_minitimeMon Apr 26, 2021 7:21 pm

Thought I’d make this to go along with the meme topic as a lawn tractor/small engine joke thread. Obviously keep it clean and all, but enjoy!

Here’s some of mine.

How do you make a thousand dollars building mud mowers? Start with two thousand.

MTD: Many Troubles in the Drivetrain

How do you get good traction with an unlocked transaxle? Ah, I knew you’d get stuck on that one.

Why did the Instagram poser drive an MTD? So he can flex on everyone. (Frame flex)

I put a cast iron axle on my craftsman, it’s a real turning point for the build.

Hope these are good, and let’s see some more!  Jokes! Got any good ones? 2240318088


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones?   Jokes! Got any good ones? Icon_minitimeWed Jun 02, 2021 9:18 pm

Even Kohler courages are good for something, as an example, lighting one on fire.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Connecting rod.

Connecting rod?

BANG!


I broke my arm a while ago and went to the doctor. The doctor asked, how bad does it hurt?

I said, “Imagine you just saw an old wheel horse get scrapped.”

The doctor winced and left the room.
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