Jokes! Got any good ones?
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Join date : 2021-01-15Points : 2900Posts : 1340Location : Upstate New York Subject: Jokes! Got any good ones? April 26th 2021, 7:21 pm Thought I’d make this to go along with the meme topic as a lawn tractor/small engine joke thread. Obviously keep it clean and all, but enjoy!
Here’s some of mine.
How do you make a thousand dollars building mud mowers? Start with two thousand.
MTD: Many Troubles in the Drivetrain
How do you get good traction with an unlocked transaxle? Ah, I knew you’d get stuck on that one.
Why did the Instagram poser drive an MTD? So he can flex on everyone. (Frame flex)
I put a cast iron axle on my craftsman, it’s a real turning point for the build.
Hope these are good, and let’s see some more!
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Join date : 2021-01-15Points : 2900Posts : 1340Location : Upstate New York Subject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones? June 2nd 2021, 9:18 pm Even Kohler courages are good for something, as an example, lighting one on fire. Knock knock. Who’s there? Connecting rod. Connecting rod? BANG! I broke my arm a while ago and went to the doctor. The doctor asked, how bad does it hurt? I said, “Imagine you just saw an old wheel horse get scrapped.” The doctor winced and left the room.
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Join date : 2021-01-15Points : 2900Posts : 1340Location : Upstate New York Subject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones? November 11th 2021, 8:41 am How are a 5.9 cummins and a grenade similar? Both explode when the pin comes out.
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Age : 21Join date : 2020-12-23Points : 2324Posts : 786Location : Roachdale IN Subject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones? November 11th 2021, 9:54 am really nobody got jokes? whaddya call an MTD after too many neutral drops? Mudered The Drivetrain LOL! what do tecumsehs do in their spare time? nap and smoke
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Age : 45Join date : 2019-07-02Points : 4568Posts : 2386Location : Ontario, Canada Subject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones? November 11th 2021, 12:56 pm What do you call a Eskimo peeping Tom? Tomtukaluk (Tom took a look)
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Age : 21Join date : 2020-12-23Points : 2324Posts : 786Location : Roachdale IN Subject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones? November 11th 2021, 1:04 pm what does a craftsman do when it gets too hot? it Sears. grass is green my john deere is greener the turbo makes it meaner
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Join date : 2021-01-15Points : 2900Posts : 1340Location : Upstate New York Subject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones? July 20th 2022, 5:46 pm A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man in the horse suit burst into tears as he lost his fortune on the stock market and was forced to adopt costuming as a second job.
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Age : 38Join date : 2022-05-20Points : 1175Posts : 220 Subject: Re: Jokes! Got any good ones? September 29th 2022, 4:37 pm A blind man walks into a bar.. And a table.. And a chair....
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